To some, the question may hearken to the classic query “who’s buried in Grant’s tomb?” When someone asks “in what film did the song ‘White Christmas’ first appear?”, the reply often comes back as “White Christmas - duh!”

However, that wasn’t the case, as “White Christmas” initially bowed in 1942’s Holiday Inn. The song’s enormous popularity led to its inclusion in 1954’s White Christmas, a semi-remake of the older film.

I refer to White as a “semi-remake” because its connections to the earlier movie feel mildly tenuous at times. In Holiday, a couple of performers tussled over mutually interesting women. One of them retires from showbiz to open his own lodge in the northeast US; eventually he combines the two lives and turns it into the Holiday Inn, a showplace that only opens for different celebratory occasions.

Right off the bat, White seems like a completely different film, as it starts during World War II. Our soldiers enjoy Christmas Eve entertainment during their ongoing battles with the Hun, a production that stars hotshot performer Captain Bob Wallace (Bing Crosby) as well as wannabe song-and-dance-man Private Phil Davis (Danny Kaye). Wallace and Davis start a connection as partners, and we also meet their beloved chief, General Waverly (Dean Jagger).

After the war, the film jumps ahead about a decade. In the interim, Wallace and Davis become a successful musical team, although their lives lack romance.

Well, Wallace’s does, at least, and Davis tries to change that when they meet two performing sisters, Betty (Rosemary Clooney) and Judy (Vera-Ellen) Haynes. Through some meddling by Davis, he manipulates Wallace into following them to Vermont, where the sisters are to perform at a lodge.

By an amazing coincidence, this inn just happens to be owned by one General Waverly. It seems the joint isn’t doing too well - largely due to unseasonably-warm weather - and the old man’s come upon semi-hard times. Romance and helpfulness combine through the rest of the movie as we head toward the inevitable happy ending.

On its own, I suppose that White isn’t a bad piece of work, but as someone who’s well acquainted with Holiday, I find it nearly unwatchable. The “newer” film seems so inferior to the original that it just can’t compete. Despite the presence of all that performance talent plus director Michael Curtiz (Casablanca), the result is never anything more than a joyless attempt to rehash the same territory that worked so well twelve years prior.

The filmmakers really should have ventured into something new. Clearly they wanted to capitalize on the value of “White Christmas” as a song, but there’s no reason why the story itself needed to stick so closely to the plot of Holiday. I recognize that it alters the material to a minor degree, but it remains the same framework.

Everything about White pales in comparison with the first film. Crosby and Kaye make a decent team, but they can’t approach the marvelous chemistry displayed by Crosby and Astaire. It seems unsurprising to learn that Kaye was actually the producers’ third choice for the role after Astaire and Donald O’Connor passed on the part. Kaye always was an engaging performer, but he adds little zip to the role. Both female leads are competent, but the relative lack of spark found in the film makes them less effective.

Probably the area in which White suffers most when compared with Holiday stems from the many musical numbers. In Holiday, these production pieces were quite entertaining, even for someone not so fond of showtunes like myself. The same positive sentiment did not apply to these parts of White. Frankly, I found the singing/dancing scenes to be interminable and just wanted them to end.

On the positive side, the movie looks lovely and lavish, and all of the performers are always likable, even if they often lack much pizzazz. For those who enjoy that kind of music, Irving Berlin’s tunes remain solidly melodic and winning, and at least this picture’s production numbers lack the less-than-politically-correct atmosphere found in some parts of Holiday Inn; you’ll find no blackface performance of “Abraham” here.

Nonetheless, White Christmas is not a film that I can recommend. It’s a passably entertaining work at times, but there are many other holiday movies that offer much greater pleasure.

White Christmas appears in an aspect ratio of approximately 1.85:1 on this Blu-Ray Disc. Expect a mix of highs and lows from this presentation.

Sharpness varied from excellent to decent, though the former dominated. Occasional wider shots could be a little on the soft side, but those were rare, as the majority of the film exhibited very good – and often stunning – clarity. Moiré effects and jagged edges created no concerns, and I noticed no edge haloes or digital noise reduction; the movie came with a nice sense of light grain.

Unfortunately, print flaws were a moderate distraction, as I witnessed a fair number of small specks during the movie. These were never heavy, but they cropped up more than expected. Most Blu-rays come free from any marks, so the presence of quite a few blemishes was unusual.

Colors occasionally came across as slightly muddy – especially in terms of some overly tan skin tones - but these instances were easily outnumbered by the scenes that displayed vibrant and vivacious hues. Some of the production numbers featured a nicely varied palette and the tones were reproduced in a bright manner. For example, during the “Minstrel” piece, I found stunning reds and blues.

Black levels also could be quite impressive, as they appeared consistently deep and rich. Shadow detail looked slightly heavy at times but generally seemed clear and appropriately opaque. The occasional softness and the print flaws knocked the image down to a “B-“, but it often merited “A”-level consideration.

I felt less impressed by the muddy DTS-HD MA 5.1 remix. The soundfield seemed like glorified mono, as the imaging rarely strayed too far from the center channel. Mainly it was the movie’s songs that emanated from the side speakers, but don’t expect stereo, as the track lacked noticeable separation.

Some effects cropped up from the back speakers – mainly during the early war sequences – but these weren’t especially impressive. They added a little breadth but not in a natural manner.

Audio quality seemed acceptable but unspectacular. Dialogue appeared fairly natural and distinct with no concerns related to intelligibility. Effects were similarly bland but reasonably clear and realistic. When they popped up in the surrounds, they didn’t come across as particularly accurate, though; they worked better from the front speakers.

The music had a few more concerns, unfortunately. Songs seemed slightly distorted at times, and the music displayed excessive warmth during much of the film. There was an underlying boomy tone to many of the tunes that seemed unnatural. This remix seemed mediocre at best.

The disc also provides the movie’s original monaural soundtrack, and I examined it to determine if it sounded better than the 5.1 mix. It did – by a little, at least. This was mainly because the songs sounded a bit clearer and more natural. They could still show some distortion, but they weren’t as boomy and muddy. While not a great track, the mono version was the one I preferred.

How did this Blu-ray compare to the original 2010 BD? To these eyes and ears, they seemed virtually identical. If any changes took place between the two Blu-rays, I couldn’t identify them.

The “Diamond Anniversary Edition” release replicates the original Blu-ray’s extras and adds some new materials. We start with a running audio commentary from actress Rosemary Clooney. Although I didn’t much enjoy the movie, I looked forward to this track because I thought Clooney would provide a unique perspective on the film and the era. Unfortunately, the resulting commentary is deadly dull and adds extremely little in the way of useful information.

The vast majority of the track passes without any remarks from Clooney, as her statements are few and far between. Even when she does speak, it’s rarely to offer any details about the production or anything insightful.

Instead, she usually just laughs or echoes what the characters in the movie say; she doesn’t seem to understand that she’s supposed to tell us stories or details and not just mutter an occasional phrase as she watches the picture. Every once in a while, Clooney gives us some nice information, usually about Bing Crosby and her relationship with him. For serious fans of White Christmas, Clooney’s commentary may merit a listen, but anyone less than crazy about the movie or its cast should skip this dull and frustrating track.

The disc also includes a slew of featurettes. Backstage Stories from White Christmas lasts 11 minutes, 57 seconds and provides notes from film critic DX Feeney, USC Film Professor Dr. Drew Casper, film historian Larry Billman, Bing Crosby: A Pocketful of Dreams author Gary Giddins, and dancer George Chakiris. “Stories” looks at the film’s roots and development, cast and performances, the VistaVision process, what director Michael Curtiz brought to the project, the movie’s release and legacy. The featurette emphasizes a perky tone – with lots of praise involved – but it delivers enough good details to succeed.

In the 13-minute, 28-second Rosemary’s Old Kentucky Home, we hear from Rosemary’s brother Nick Clooney, museum owners Steve Henry and Heather French Henry, singer/daughter-in-law Debby Boone, sister Nina Clooney, niece Mica Darley, and Paramount archivist Randall Thropp. We learn a little about Rosemary Clooney’s life in Kentucky as well as her home there and its use as a museum. This occasionally feels like an ad for the museum, but it throws out some interesting notes about Rosemary’s background.

Under Bing Crosby: Christmas Crooner, we get a 14-minute, 17-second piece with remarks from Giddins, Bing’s widow Kathryn Crosby, son Harry, Hofstra University Professor Ruth Prigozy, and Crosby Curator Stephanie Plowman. “Crooner” gives us a general look at Bing but emphasizes the “White Christmas” song and his work on the film. Like “Kentucky”, this is a fluffy piece, but it gives us some useful tidbits along the way.

Danny Kaye: Joy to the World lasts 13 minutes, 12 seconds and find notes from Billman, Kaye’s daughter Dena, Feeney, actor Robert Wagner, composer/lyricist/writer Leslie Bricuse, actor/producer/director Robert Spiotto, and UNICEF Special Projects Producer David Koch. “World” acts as a complement to “Crooner”, as it covers aspects of Kaye’s life and career. It’s another warm ‘n’ fuzzy piece with decent informational value.

We look at the title song via Irving Berlin’s “White Christmas”. It goes for seven minutes, 25 seconds and features Boone, Casper, Giddins, Prigozy, Berlin’s daughter Linda Emmet, RHO President Theodore S. Chapin, White Christmas: The Stage Musical producer Kevin McCollum and RHO Director of Music Bruce Pomahac. This one mixes some notes about Berlin’s life/career with specifics about the song “White Christmas”. Like its predecessors, it gives us a frilly but generally interesting program.

Next comes the four-minute, 23-second White Christmas: From Page to Stage. It features McCollum, Chapin, Pomahac, White Christmas: The Stage Musical co-author Paul Blake, and director Walter Bobbie. They provide some notes about the stage adaptation. This is essentially just an advertisement.

A Look Back with Rosemary Clooney lasts 16 minutes and 46 seconds. I thought this program worked much better than the commentary, mainly because it condenses the information into one neatly-packaged piece. I dislike Clooney’s commentary mostly because we hear so little over such a long period; Clooney provides as much information during the commentary as she does here, but the format made it unwieldy.

That’s not a problem during the retrospective. Clooney adds some nice details about her career, her costars and the production; none of her statements are absolutely fascinating, but they provide a positive complement to the film – and becomes a satisfactory substitute for the boring commentary.

The disc includes two trailers. We find one for the movie’s original theatrical release. It’s distinguished mainly by the fact it often touts the use of VistaVision back when widescreen films were new. There’s also a re-release trailer; it seems to have come from a period not too many years after the movie’s original 1954 issue, but I couldn’t establish exactly when it appeared.

With that, we head to materials new to the 2014 “Diamond Anniversary Edition” Blu-ray. Sing-Along offers a standard Karaoke presentation, as it displays song lyrics across the bottom of the screen. The presentation allows the viewer to run this through the entire movie or to jump to specific tracks. I have no use for this feature but some may enjoy it.

Under Classic Holiday Moments, we get excerpts from five different TV broadcasts. Most provide songs, so we get these performances: “White Christmas” (Bing Crosby, 12/1/76 – two minutes, 18 seconds), “White Christmas” (Bing Crosby and Michael Buble, 12/10/12 – 4:11), “Silent Night” (Bing Crosby, 12/12/48 – 2:37), and “Jingle Bells” (Danny Kaye and Nat King Cole, 12/25/63 – 3:39). We also find “Danny Kaye Reads from A Christmas Carol” (12/22/65 – 7:23). All are fun to see; even the Buble piece - which uses digital technology to allow him to “duet” with Der Bingle – offers some charm.

For another vintage piece, we find 1954’s Assignment Children. In this 17-minute, 11-second documentary, we follow Danny Kaye’s efforts for UNICEF and his visit to India, Japan, Burma and Thailand. “Children” exists as promotion, of course, and much of it feels awfully dated, but it becomes a nice archival piece.

“Assignment” can be viewed with or without an Introduction from Michael Buble. I thought his one-minute, 25-second chat would set up “Assignment”, but it mostly just tries to get our support for UNICEF. I have no problem with that, of course, but it means the intro seems superfluous.

Disc One finishes with Photo Galleries. These split into four areas: “Rehearsals” (11 shots), “Behind the Scenes” (15), “Filming” (19) and “Publicity Shots” (9). All offer some nice images, and I appreciate the captions that accompany most of them.

Discs Two and Three provide DVDs. These replicate the same extras as this Blu-ray.

Finally, a fourth disc offers a bonus CD. Entitled “The Sounds of Christmas”, it features 12 holiday songs, all of which include Bing Crosby, Rosemary Clooney or Danny Kaye as well as others like Ella Fitzgerald, Peggy Lee and Judy Garland. It seems like a nice set, though in a perplexing move, “White Christmas” fails to appear here.

Many consider White Christmas to be a holiday classic, but I don’t think it deserves that designation. At best, it’s a moderately watchable rehash of a superior movie, 1942’s Holiday Inn. White Christmas never becomes a truly bad film, but it seems consistently uninspired and bland.

The Blu-ray provides erratic but usually strong visuals along with a fluffy but informative set of supplements and mediocre audio. This 2014 “Diamond Anniversary Edition” becomes the best home video rendition of the film, but folks who already own the 2010 Blu-ray should feel no need to “upgrade”; both sets offer identical picture/audio and the 2014 version doesn’t add enough good bonus materials to make it a “must buy”.

To rate this film, visit the 2012 review of WHITE CHRISTMAS