Hercules and the Captive Women appears in an aspect ratio of approximately 2.20:1 on this Blu-ray Disc. This 4K transfer seemed good but not great.
Sharpness became the major issue, as delineation could feel a little on the soft side at times. These instances didn’t seem terribly off, but the image tended to lack great precision.
No issues with jagged edges or shimmering occurred, and I saw no edge haloes. Print flaws created only minor concerns, with a few vertical lines and specks. Most of the image remained clean, though.
Colors leaned toward an amber/yellow impression, with a few other colors at times. These tones felt somewhat lackluster and tended not to show much range.
Blacks were reasonably dark, while shadows showed appropriate delineation. I expected more from this image, but it still looked fairly good.
I felt less positive about the iffy DTS-HD MA monaural. The dubbed dialogue tended to seem canned and brittle, with lines that lacked natural impressions.
Music worked best but still came across as shrill, and effects seemed somewhat rough and distorted. Even by 1961 standards, this seemed like a flawed soundtrack.
A mix of extras appear here, and we can watch the film with an audio commentary from film critic Tim Lucas. He provides a running, screen-specific discussion of genre topics and related movies, cast and crew, sets and locations, music, effects, editing, alternate versions and connected subjects.
For the most part, Lucas makes this a pretty good chat. To be sure, he attempts to redeem the movie and lead us to believe it’s a well-made production.
This didn’t work – not for me, at least – but I admire Lucas’s efforts, and he does bring some useful notes. He can go MIA a little too often, but nonetheless he makes this a largely informative track.
One weird issue stems from production choices. Whereas 99 percent of commentaries present the movie’s audio underneath the speakers, for Women, we encounter silence whenever Lucas fails to speak.
Though a bit disconcerting, this wouldn’t turn into an issue if it didn’t seem clear that Lucas believed film audio would run beneath his remarks. Occasionally Lucas pauses so we can hear dialogue – dialogue that appears to us as complete silence.
Ultimately, this turns into a minor issue. Still, it creates an unnecessary distraction.
Next comes an Introduction from MST3K writer/co-star Frank Conniff. In this three-minute, two-second piece he discusses the show’s approach to the film. He doesn’t offer much substance.
We then get the 1992 MST3K version of Captive Women. This presentation runs one hour, 31 minutes, 59 seconds as the MST3K crew watch the movie and make fun of it.
This leads to mixed results. While some laughs occur, much of the material feels pretty banal, so don’t expect particularly witty barbs.
A new featurette called Hercules and the Conquest of Cinema spans 19 minutes, 28 seconds and brings narration from Larry Blamire.
“Conquest” looks at the Hercules legend in film, with an emphasis on the 1950s/60s projects. We find a fairly intriguing overview that delivers a nice take on the subject matter.
Finally, a booklet offers photos and an essay from film historian C. Courtney Joyner. This text offers some useful notes connected to the film and genre.
I can handle a campy film, but I can’t stomach a dull campy film. Alas, we get that from Hercules and the Captive Women, a painfully boring stab at action and adventure. The Blu-ray brings mostly good picture along with problematic audio and a generally appealing roster of bonus materials. Even fans of cinematic cheese shouldn’t find too much to like from this snoozer.