For the past few years, many movies have tried harder than usual to interest
and entice the ever-powerful teenage audience. As part of that target
group, I lived through a previous period during which a similar trend took
place back in the mid-1980s. That's when John Hughes' inane teen comedies
soared at the box office, and other even crummier movies ripped off his
style of breezy, vaguely hip, curiously romantic pictures for the high
school set.
None did it as well as Hughes, but I never thought that he did it all that
well himself. Despite that, some of his films have gone on to achieve
mini-classic status. Why do so many people seem to revere Ferris Bueller's
Day Off? Damned if I know - it stunk thirteen years ago, it stinks now. I
suspect a lot of it's due to the nostalgia factor, since so many of us grew
up on those Hughes epics. (Apparently being a bitter old bastard makes me
immune to that problem.)
I wonder if today's teens will look back as fondly on the cheap high school
flicks they've been inundated with over the last few years. Since the
Hughes movies seem to be viewed with such affection, it's clear that the
actual quality of the film doesn't matter, so I suppose it's possible that
even something like 10 Things I Hate About You may ultimately attain high
regard.
However, that's not too likely. For one, the movie didn't do too well
theatrically, and it doesn't offer much that would make those who did see it
remember it fondly. It's largely a generic piece of teen tripe.
Theoretically, it aspires to more since it's a Nineties update on The
Taming of the Shrew. To show us how clever they are, the filmmakers toss
in all sorts of "subtle" Shakespeare references like naming some of the
characters Verona or Stratford and having them attend Padua High. These
references probably were lost on the target audience and likely just made
those who did get them cringe.
Much of the first half of 10 Things... also made me cringe. It did its
best to provide a crude and humorless experience. Of course, the crudeness
was supposed to also be humorous, but it didn't quite work out that way.
When a movie starts with a shot of a school counselor writing a steamy
romance novel, that's not a good sign, and it only went downhill from there;
what kind of society do we live in where a teenager drawing a penis and
testicles on the cheek of another kid is deemed hilarious? Maybe the
apocalypse is coming.
The film rebounds during the second half as it concentrates more on the
romantic aspects of the story instead of the distasteful wackiness. While
the plot is frightfully predictable - never for a second is any moment of
the film in doubt - I thought these parts worked pretty well, mainly because
of the surprisingly high-caliber performances of the young actors. Together, they're all very good and they make the film much more palatable than
it otherwise would have been. I don't foresee any Oscar nominations but at
least the performers managed to rise above the terrible script and make the
proverbial silk purse out of the sow's ear.
Still, this isn't much of a movie, and not one I imagine I'll want to watch
again. I made it through it and at least it ended positively, but I didn't
care for the film. I hope we get to see the talented actors in more
positive circumstances in the future, because 10 Things... is basically a
stinker.
The DVD:
The DVD release from Touchstone doesn't do a whole lot to rise above the
pack either; it's a fairly average offering. Probably its strongest point
is its pretty good picture quality. 10 Things... presents the movie in
its original theatrical aspect ratio of 1.85:1 on this single-sided,
single-layered DVD; it is not enhanced for widescreen televisions.
All in all, the picture looks very sharp and maintains good focus under
virtually all circumstances. The image also seems very clean with no grain,
marks, or print flaws detected, although motion artifacts occasionally rear
their ugly heads; the picture sometimes seemed a little "spottier" than it
should due to those.
Everything else looks great, though. The film offers a nice palette of
colors and they always appear extremely bold and strong, especially in the
variety of reddish hues that we see in the characters' clothes. Shadow
detail and black levels are also always very rich and deep. While the lack
of anamorphic enhancement is a drawback, at least the image itself looks
very good.
The Dolby Digital 5.1 soundtrack of 10 Things... also is quite good,
though it barely qualifies for the "5.1" status. The surround channels
receive little usage and mainly offer some ambient fill for the nearly
omnipresent rock or rap music that plays; other than that, I detected
exactly one split surround effect (when actor Larry Miller accidentally
releases a rubber exercise band and it flies to the rear right speaker).
While they didn't make much use of the rears, the sound designers did a
great job with the front speakers. 10 Things... boasts a tremendously
wide front soundstage that does its job so well I barely missed the lack of
surrounds; it really opens up the image exceedingly well. Also, the quality
of the audio was always topnotch. Dialogue, music and effects sounded
simply splendid. The appearance of the music was especially important since
so much of the action is backed with different songs, and though the low end
occasionally seems slightly weak, the music usually sounds terrific and
displays strong dynamic range. I had to drop my grade to a "B+" because of
the lack of surround usage, but the audio track for 10 Things... seemed
very satisfying nonetheless.
Much less positive is the complement of supplements on this DVD. There's a
decent trailer, and that's it. Boo!
While this DVD offers pretty good picture and sound, the lack of supplements
is a disgrace. Not that I expect even a full-fledged special edition would
have made 10 Things I Hate About You worth owning. The movie ranges from
puerile to simply predictable and is made watchable only through the
charming and effective performances of its young castmembers. Despite that
one saving grace, 10 Things... offers little of interest and is a film you
probably skip.